What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:48
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
What are your thoughts on RM's new album "Right Place, Wrong Person"?
No way
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hey girls can we see some anal play?
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The doctor said 'be happy.' Music therapy can help cancer patients do that - NPR
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!